Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Use this fucking slut
Swallow, count and repeat
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I've been missing out
Pick your favorite, daddy!